Techno Cheerleader is a cheerleader who cheers for [checks notes] “techno.” Techno music particularly, I presume, which is definitely not in its heyday however nonetheless has its followers. I’m making an attempt desperately to think about a spot the place this cheerleader might go to carry out cheers on behalf of techno that might generate help for the style and give you nothing, however I hope this can be a pattern and subsequent yr IHeartRaves makes cheerleader costumes bearing the phrases “Ska,” “Impressionism,” “Non-Fiction,” and “Stoicism.” In the meantime, Forplay has created a daring reinterpretation of the Horny Freddy Kreuger costume with In Your Goals, which focuses completely on the third-degree burns protecting his physique, and, uh, are usually not seen within the Nightmare on Elm Avenue motion pictures aside from on his face, which right here is… simply superb. Horny third-degree burns, all people!
